I didn’t come up with this, but it was too good not to share: Solutions to three of the biggest problems on the domestic agenda.
- Instead of a fence along the Mexican border, build a moat along the border from the Pacific Coast, along Texas to the Gulf.
- Ship the dirt dug out from building the moat and ship it to New Orleans. Use it to fix the levees.
- Take the alligators that are eating people in Florida, give them a home in the newly built moat.
See, now isn’t that easy?