I didn’t come up with this, but it was too good not to share: Solutions to three of the biggest problems on the domestic agenda.

1. Instead of a fence along the Mexican border, build a moat along the border from the Pacific Coast, along Texas to the Gulf.
2. Ship the dirt dug out from building the moat and ship it to New Orleans. Use it to fix the levees.
3. Take the alligators that are eating people in Florida, give them a home in the newly built moat.

See, now isn’t that easy?