Some day I’ll meet the right woman and live happily ever after. The thing is, waiting for her to come along doesn’t work. At least it hasn’t so far. So I started thinking about ways to make it happen, or at a minimum, help it along.
I considered the usual routes:
- Work: I’m a computer geek…do the math.
- Bars: Yeah, right. I’ll go dust off my book of pickup-lines.
- Church: I’m not religious, so it really doesn’t matter, but does this actually work?
- Grocery store: Who on earth came up with that idea?
All of the ideas I came up with had a common drawback. They all require that I put myself out there too far before I find out if I stand a chance.
Then I thought “What about a personals ad?” There is still risk involved, but it’s manageable risk.
You see, the main problem with any of the face to face options is face to face rejection. With a personals ad, the worst part (for me) doesn’t happen in person. A woman reads the ad, if they’re not interested, they skip you and move on. Anonymous rejection.
The question then turns to what the ad should say. How to be honest, but at the same time intrguing? I’d like to avoid the nut jobs, but not come off as some stark raving madman.
|DWPM, 34, enjoys good food, good film and good company. Seeking good woman to share good times and good life.
||What’s the word I’m looking for here…LAME?
|Mid-30’s, right-wing, hippie seeking same for dinner, theater and world domination…
||Perhaps that’s a little out there.
|1966 model, single owner, some milage. Starts and runs great. One or two small dents but no rust…
||Nope. I don’t know enough about cars to pull it off.
|Fat, dumb and happy…
||Ummm. No. Nothing good can come of that.
Thirty-something, bit-head seeking witty, intelligent woman who prefers dinner out and theater in, long conversations, evening walks and autumn leaves. I’d rather find a summer romance over a spring fling.
Hey! Now that’s not half bad. It’s honest and sincere, but not smarmy or creepy. I wonder what kind of response it will draw.
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